Wacky wild world wide web

JDate e-mail of the day:

Subject: Favorite movie
Message:
What’s yours?

Mine is “Stripes.” Largely because of the female mud wrestling scene with John Candy taking on five women. Not just because it’s every guy’s dream to mud wrestle with five women, but…okay, it is because it’s every guy’s dream to mud wrestle with five women.

Have you ever tried mud wrestling?

Search terms that led people here:

shabbos dessert parve
parve pie recipes
pre plated appetizer recipe non dairy
parve chocolate mousse pie
impressive plated dessert recipes
cake still not cooked in the middle
if dairy went into pareve bowl
dinner menu for night before Yom Kippur
castles made out of chocolate cubes
castles for boys
why are boys so weird
he told me i was pretty before we met but
we dated briefly he hasn’t called in weeks
my girlfriend always wants to go out and
always feel on the verge of tears
starting over after broken engagement
is my field boring or just my job
my bed shakes
conservative microphone shabbat

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2 Responses to Wacky wild world wide web

  1. Scott says:

    I know you are expecting a comical reply to the email, but seriously this guy sounds like marrying material.

    He could be your big toe.

  2. Beth says:

    Well don’t keep us in suspense! Have you ever tried mud wrestling? Just kidding.

    Some of the searches that brought people to your blog are pretty cool… perhaps you’re comforting others who are recovering from a big life change.

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